ASHLEY SAID HER POOP WAS RED LIKE MARINARA SAUCE AFTER SHE ATE HOT CHEETOS
my stupid fuckin gpost is in the #lol tag……..
Oooooh my god I was just in target and I had to poop so bad I stopped walking and pretended that I was interested at what was in front of me and an associate comes up and asks if I need help and I’m like NO THANKS!! And I stand there awkwardly until the feeling passes. Then I finally get to the register and ring out and I feel it coming so I try to hurry in my car but I had to stop in the middle of he fucking parking lot and look at my phone because I was about to truly shit my pants.